Anyway, you can be grouchy as much as you like. By the way, dictionary.com defines grouchy as to be sulky or morose; show discontent; complain, esp. in an irritable way. It means you are not mean but that you are sulking and complaining. Hooray! You are finally allowed for one full day to do as much complaining as you like, to not be cheerful, to let the happy facade fall away, to be grumpy for one full day. What a relief!
So talk about how bad the weather is. Complain about how you don't get enough sex and say that your significant other farts too much. No one can say a thing against it, you're allowed, it's National Grouch Day.
However, note there are some limits, don't be grouchy towards your boss, you still need to pay your bills. Don't be grouchy towards your significant other, you still have some hope for sex. Don't be grouchy towards your kids, they'll get you for it when they're older. Otherwise let loose; your friends will understand and invite them to be just as grouchy towards you. And your acquaintances, who cares, they don't talk much to you anyway. The next day you'll be your normal, somewhat fake self and everyone will think you just had a mental relapse.
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